Happy New Year! As we pounce into a brand-new year, I thought it only fair to share my official New Year’s Resolutions—both to inspire you and to hold myself accountable. (Just kidding. I will absolutely not be held accountable.)
Here’s what I plan to accomplish this year:
1. I resolve to allow my humans to sleep in…until at least 5:07 AM. Probably. Unless I am super lonely. Or super hungry. Or bored.
2. I vow to knock fewer items off tables—but only on weekends. A cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do….
3. I will expand my napping repertoire to include any freshly folded laundry within a 10-paw radius. Rather than a 5 paw radius. Because exercise is important!
4. I plan to hydrate more…mostly from cups that are not mine, and prior to me knocking them off the table (see Resolution #2).
5. I will continue my lifelong mission to finally catch the mysterious red dot. I’m getting closer. I can feel it.
6. I promise to shed tastefully and strategically, like on your black pants. Or skirt.
7. I shall sit in every box, even the ones everyone says I can’t fit into. Aim high, dream big.
8. I vow to meow passionately for food—even when the bowl is full. Because tradition matters.
9. I will attempt to vomit my hairballs less on the carpet and more on the tile floors.
10. And finally, I resolve to continue spreading joy and charm to every visitor who walks through the doors of the Orlando Cat Café.
Thank you for spending another wonderful year with us. May your 2026 be filled with purrs, head boops, and scratches behind the ears (because those are the BEST).
